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Bar Room Dirty Jokes is our editors picks of popular jokes heard around local bars, pubs, disco clubs, dives and other popular drinking establishments the world over compiled one this one page for your convenience.

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Q: What do you call skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.

Q: What's the difference between humor and odor?
A: Humor is a shift of wit.

Q: Why don't you throw rocks at mexicans riding bikes?
A: It might be your bike!

Q: What happens when I short-legged cow tries to jump a fence?
A: It's an udder disaster.

Q: How can you tell a blind man at a nudist camp?
A: It's not hard.

Q: Why is a fire engine red?
A: Cause if someone pulled your hose out in public you'd be red too.

Q: What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
A: An Amish drive-by shooting"

Q: What would you do if you had 6 months to live?
A: Move in with my mother in law it would seem like an eternity!

Q: If Adam and Eve were standing naked in a crowd of one million other naked people, how could you recognize them from the others?
A: Easy, they would be the only two without belly buttons.

Q: Why was Mr. Taste, CPA, shunned on the job?
A: Everybody knows, "There's no accounting for taste!"

It takes a sharp tongue to perform oral surgery.

Q:What do women and a trophy fish have in common?
A. You can mount them or eat them.

Q: Why do cowboys make poor lovers?
A: Because they think eight seconds is a good ride.

Q: How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope!

Q: Whats the most exercize men get at the beach?
A: Sucking in there tummys when they see a bikini.

Q: What did Captin Hook die of?
A: Jock itch.

Q: How many Harvard students does it take to change a tire?
A: 2, one to hold the drinks & one to call dad.

Q: How much dirt can you get out of a 4 Cubic foot hole?
A: NONE , It's a hole .

Q: What does NASA stand for?
A: Need Another Seven Astronauts

Q: How many perverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it takes 8 emergency room staff to remove it!

Q: What is 1 mile long and has an asshole in the middle?
A: A radar trap!

Q:Why did the cookie visit the doctor?
A: He felt Crummy.

Q: What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A: klondike!

Q: What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
A: Olive as in all of the other reindeer.

Q: If your dog's barking at the back door, and your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in?
A: Tthe dog will stop barking when you let him in.

Q: When do the Vietnamese consider their dog spoiled?
A: When it is left out of the refrigerator too long.

Q: Why don't ducks fly upsidedown?
A: They're afraid they'll quackup.

Q: How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.

Q: How can you tell a male shellfish from a female shellfish?
A: Simple. You ask them a question. If HE answers, it's a boy. If SHE answers, it's a girl. Unless, of course, they clam up on you.

Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!

Q: What do you call two doctors?
A: Pair-a-medics.

Q: Whats the difference between the James Last Orchestra and a reindeer?
A: A reindeer has its horns at the front and its assshole at the back.

Q: Where do cows buy their clothes?
A: From Cattle-logues.

Q: Why don't the Chinese have phone books?
A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs they're afraid they'll wing the wong number.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 ate 9.

Q: If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and Usa where do you bury the survivers?
A: You dont bury survivers!

Q: Where do sadists and masochists go for fun?
A: The Abusement Park

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