Rules and Guidelines for Females

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Single Female Rules and Guidelines!

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.

Basic Differences of Males and Females

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
  
  
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  
  
• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  
  
• To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  
  
• Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  
  
• Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  
  
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
  
  
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
  
  
• A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  
  
• There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.

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