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Q: What did one alligator say to the other?
A: Airplane food sucks!

Q: Last words of a frontier man to his son right before they are stampeded by Buffalo.
A: "Bison"

Q: What is the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish Man?
A: The Rolling Stones Said ,"Hey you get off of my cloud". And the Scottish man said "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe".

Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
A: Snowballs!

Q. What is long and green and smells like pig?
A. Kermits finger.

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
A: The location of the dirt bag.

Q: What's a wicker box?
A: Thats what Elmer Fudd wanted to do to Madona.

Q :Why did Liberachi play the piano?
A: Because he sucked on the organ.

Q: Why did Lisa Marie want a divorce from Michael Jackson?
A: He was spending too much time with the boys.

Q: Why do all Texans have 2" balls?
A: So they can tow each others trailers.

Q: Why does a pilgram's pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.

Q: Why do eskimos was their clothes in tide?
A: 'cause it's to cold out tide.

Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
A: Some one who sets up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Q: What is the difference between a pig and a fox?
A: About a 12 pack.

Q: What is the difference between a Hobo and a Homo?
A: A Hobo is lonely, and a Homo has friends up the ass.

Q:What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Q: What is grey and comes in quarts?
A: An elephant.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg?
A: One is a over inflated nazi gas bag and the other is a dirigible.

Q: Why does it take three Women with PMS to change just one lightbulb?
A: IT JUST DOES!! OK?!?!?

Q: How do you keep sexual deviants from committing homosexual acts?
A: Put them all in straight jackets.

Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JACK-ASS AND AN ONION?
A: SOME ASS THAT WILL BRING TEARS TO YOUR EYES.

Q: What does a 500 pound parrot say?
A: Polly wants a craker - NOW!

Q: What's the state bird of Kentucky?
A: The housefly

Q: What did they say to the woman who won the beauty pageant in Kentucky?
A: "Smile and show your tooth"

Q: What do you have when there are 2 rows of 16 Kentuckians?
A: A full set of teeth

Q: Why did the sheep jump off the cliff?
A: He didn't see the 'ewe' turn.

Q: Who was the worst golfplayer of all time?
A: Adolf Hitler, he never got out of the bunker.

Q: Where does a one armed man shop?
A: At a second hand store!

Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Q: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.

Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: "Thanks, I'll never part with it!"

Q: Why do golfers always bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case they get a 'hole in one'.

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Q: How many of Kelly's customers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink 'til the room spins.

Q How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

Q: How many months have 28 days in them?
A: 12 they all have at least 28 days.

Q: Why did the blond climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What did the banana tree say to the coconut tree when he heard a hurricane was coming.
A: You better hang on to your nuts because your about to get a hell of a blow job!

Q: Hear about the Polish milk carton? It has a childproof lid.

Q: Where is Saddam Hussein going to end up?
A: On scud row!

Q: What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
A: Her legs.

Q: How do you know when a blonde's been at the computer?
A: There's rat poison on the mousepad.

Q: Why did the man, trying to kill himself, tie a rope around his waist?
A: Because it got too tight around his neck.

Q: How far can a person walk into a forest?
A: Only halfway, because after that he would then be walking out of the forest.

Q: If a tree falls in the forest with noone to hear it then who will notify the next of kindling?

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!

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